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A professor gave his class an assignment, and the only reason for not finishing it would be if you were sick or a close relative died.
So this guy raised his hand and said " What about sexual exhaustion?"
The whole class burst out laughing.
After the laughter died down the professor replied " Maybe you should consider using the other hand!!!!!"
Note: Cross posted from nutzworld.com.
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A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, ‘I wish I had bigger boobs’.
The boyfriend says ‘well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your boobs for 2 months’.
‘How will that help to make my boobs bigger?’ asks the girlfriend.
‘Well it worked for your ass’ says the boyfriend.
Note: Cross posted from nutzworld.com.
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A burglar broke into a house in the ritziest part of town. He was sure nobody was home but he didn’t turn on any lights. He was startled to hear a voice say, “I can see you! And Jesus can see you, too!” He froze in his tracks! A couple of minutes went by and then the voice repeated, “I can see you! And Jesus can see you, too!” The burglar slowly took out his flashlight and looked around the room. He spotted a birdcage with a parrot in it. “Were you the one talking to me?” he asked the parrot. The parrot answered, “I can see you! And Jesus can see you, too!” The burglar laughed, “So what? You’re just a parrot!” “I may be a parrot,” replied the parrot. “But Jesus is a Doberman!”
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