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The Ultimate Gift to all Mankind: Disappearing Bikini

August 9, 2010 By Michael

www.racheshop.de is carrying what may be the most fantastic item we have ever seen. The disappearing bikini. The sexy swimsuit disappears by dissolving in water, leaving a woman completely nude. The sexy black swimsuit looks like a real bikini, feels like a real bikini and fits like a real bikini. The only difference is it’s made from a material (80% polyamide, 20% elasthane) that completely melts away after a few seconds in water.

Named the "Get Naked Bikini," the item is being marketed as the ultimate form of revenge for recently-dumped dudes, but we think it is just the perfect gag gift for anyone. Well anyone under 150 pounds that is.

Via Daily Star

Note: Cross posted from nutzworld.com.

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The Last Supper

August 5, 2010 By Michael

Photo of the day from Rudi ion Flickr

Note: Cross posted from nutzworld.com.

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Monday Back to School Laugh

August 2, 2010 By Michael

A professor gave his class an assignment, and the only reason for not finishing it would be if you were sick or a close relative died.

So this guy raised his hand and said " What about sexual exhaustion?"

The whole class burst out laughing.

After the laughter died down the professor replied " Maybe you should consider using the other hand!!!!!"

Note: Cross posted from nutzworld.com.

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Friday Funny: Computers are getting smarter all the time

July 30, 2010 By Michael

This is a capture of a recently encountered error screen. Remind me not to anger our silicon overlords.

Note: Cross posted from nutzworld.com.

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Viral Epic Sax Dude is the new RickRoll

July 29, 2010 By Michael

Remember when you used to fool everyone with the RickRoll. Now you can join the latest meme with Epic Sax Dude who is really Sergey Stepanov, part of Sunstroke Project, the band that the country of Moldova entered in the world-famous Eurovision Song Contest. If you want to Saxroll your friends, you can send them to the very popular YouTube video. Be warned though, they may never speak to you again as this is just an infinite loop of the same handful of notes, combined with Epic Sax Guy’s hilarious pelvic thrusts. Be careful with this video as hilarity may ensue.

Note: Cross posted from nutzworld.com.

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M. Night Shyamalan Career Graph

July 29, 2010 By Michael

This graph will help you understand why The Last Airbender was so horrific.

We feel pretty sure that the tomatometer is going to end up in negative numbers for his next movie Devil. Maybe that movie name is just how M. Night is feeling has his career in his hands.

To quote Weird Al Yankovic, “I think the studios should give M. Night Shyamalan just 30 or 40 more chances to make another good movie – then THAT’S IT.