You may remember the girl in the picture as Winter Pierzina, aka WintrSprngSummrFall, who posted some videos to YouTube last year demonstrating how she stashes everyday items (cell phone, car keys, claw hammer) in her enormous bra. The videos were entertaining, and she was the viral Hot Internet Chick of the Month, and YouTube even shut down her channel for excessive bra-someness, or something like that. (She’s back on YouTube, and below is one of her earlier videos: “Big Boobs = Handy Purse.”) Cute girl with big boobs stashes stuff in her bra—that’s just gold.

But those were better days for Winter—as we were saying, serious issue at hand.

A few months ago, Winter was texting while driving and she totaled her car. Texting while driving! Jesus, girl, could you have picked a more cliched way to nearly kill yourself here in the year 2010? Every day, it seems, we are assaulted by PSAs warning us of the dangers of talking on the phone while driving, texting while driving, surfing the Internet while driving. Whatever she was doing (she may have been MapQuesting while texting), it was really fucking stupid, and she is lucky to be alive.

We can’t go into the specifics, but the situation now is she has to do a ton of community service and she owes the state of California $2,500 in fines. If she doesn’t pay, she’ll go to jail…

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Note: Cross posted from nutzworld.com.

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