Bacon Porn: Chicken Fried Bacon

We love bacon, and we love chicken fried steaks, so what could be better than chicken fried bacon! Not only that but its cooked by a drunk dude! Warning, drunk people cuss…a lot.

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Recipe:

It’s Real! Duke Nukem Forever launch trailer

Vaporware no more!

The oft-delayed first-person shooter Duke Nukem Forever is hitting stores later this month?

Check it out

NMA News account of Bin Laden’s death

Sometimes I think that our news is only one step off of NMA. If you are unfamiliar with NMA they are the Taiwanese news outfit that is always doing the animations, here is their take. It’s a little brutal, but you cant help but laugh.

WTF: A jumping cow?

One German teenager refused to give up her dream when her parents said she couldn’t have a horse.
Regina Mayer, the 15-year-old bovine show jumper, grabbed the bull by the horns and spent two years training Luna, the family’s cow, to clear fences.

Welcome to the Dark Side Sarah!

In what may spell doom for all of your futures, the Gallego family took a trip to Disneyland and Sariah and Alex are chosen to join the Jedi Academy!!!! Sariah decides to bow to Darth Vader and joins the Dark Side in front of everyone!!!!!

You go girl! Welcome to the club.

Cool, Sexy, Funny, Informative Links

Our daily whenever we freaking feel like it collection of some fun links for you.

Scarlett Johansson Is Big in Russia
Extra Strong Bikini Straps (Now why would you need those?)
‘Mythbuster’ wannabe arrested for shooting neighbor’s home while testing the ballistic stopping power of phone books.
Goopy Paltrow Gives Up the Goods
Jack LaLanne now doing underground pushups 🙁
Lindsay Tried To Pay Hush Money?
Prostitute Mugshot Beauty
Jim Carrey Dates 24-Year-Old Model
The Top 10 Reasons Why People Hate Top Ten Lists
Cameron Diaz Dining With Bill Clinton?
The Sexy Girls of ‘Skins’ Showdown
Creed Tune Saves Boy From Wolves
Brooklyn Decker Said … Something
Mario and Luigi’s front door
Waitresses I’d Let Serve Me Anytime
50 Amazing Pics of Stormy Weather
Why Minecraft Matters to Gamers
Is Naomi Campbell Being Played?
Check Out Sophie Anderton Again
7 Signs That You’re Officially a Stoner
Rings of Saturn Amusement Park Ride
Top 12 Sexy Shakira Gifs
Jenna Bentley Has My Attention

Links are fun. We aggregate links from great sites like City Rag, Fark, Unique Daily, and more while we filter out the crap so you don’t have to.

People who get paid to touch your junk Venn Diagram

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Via FYVD

and now for an internet win…

There are times like the other day where we say the internet is stupid. Then there are times like these where all the best things on the net come together for one gigantic win. As a matter of fact, this video may just be the end of the need of our search for the best of the internet as the best of the internet is together at last. Cats and Boobs. Specifically a black kitty giving a very nice boob massage.

Photo of the Week

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The WTF conference. I’m guessing that’s not what they meant.

Via Techbite

Fun Facts

A tortoise can live up to 140 years old.

In 2005, the US government spent on average over $20,000 for each household. (no wonder we are in debt)

The fear of slime is known as myxophobia

The band Weezer is named from lead singer Rivers Cuomo’s nickname in grade school. He had asthma.

Every day there are more than 30,000 airplane flights in the USA